He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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