What did we do last night that was yellow?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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