Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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