question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
