I need help removing her.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Randomize
