haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Randomize
