My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
