Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
her vagine was all disorganized.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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