remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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