Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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