I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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