Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize