You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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