you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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