I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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