I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
3pm strippers are depressing
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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