Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I will pee on everything he values.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Two words: nipple clamps
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