I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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