I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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