I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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