The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
No I am not eating basil off your cock
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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