And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
my sisters under your porch take her home
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
