We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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