is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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