I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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