So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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