You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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