It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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