your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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