a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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