what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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