i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
no you cant smoke seaweed
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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