Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
