The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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