He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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