Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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