But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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