Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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