Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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