and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Rumble strips road head = magical
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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