but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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