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(630): View more from Illinois

I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...

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(707): View more from California

he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?

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logic in its finest

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(970): View more from Colorado

Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives

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(847): View more from Illinois

Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.

(708): View more from Illinois

May it rest in peace.

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(409): View more from Texas

We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus

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How are you texting me from 1998?

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(248): View more from Michigan

yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party

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(630): View more from Illinois

You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop

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(678): View more from Georgia

She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.

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(641): View more from Iowa

He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'

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