therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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