Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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