she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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