I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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