I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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