So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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