I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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