Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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