Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
