i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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