So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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