she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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