erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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