unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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