i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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